Prepare for Happiness
Two kittens embark on a breathtaking journey through space, time, and crime scenes to find true love and unlock their terrible secrets. Help them navigate shopping malls, hidden temples, mysterious caverns, apocalyptic cities, and much more as you search desperately for a way to end the game. Feel the thrilling drama and passionate romance as their story unfolds in a poorly designed schizophrenic hellscape of LOVE! Experience intense bewilderment and general unease, while you question your life choices that brought you to playing this 'game'. Download Kitten Love Emulator today to experience the aweful majesty that only <REDACTED> can bring to life!
🐱 Levels that react to your cats emotions, ever-changing to fit the current mood (Intense Anger, Blinding Zeal, Suicidal Depression, 𝐿𝒪𝒱𝐸 𝐿𝒪𝒱𝐸 𝐿𝒪𝒱𝐸 𝐿𝒪𝒱𝐸 𝐿𝒪𝒱𝐸, etc.) 💕
🐱 AI that constantly watches what your doing to try to prevent boredom, and turning homicidal too early.
😻 Non-traditional puzzles that require everything from abusing game glitches to stabbing things in their organs repeatedly.
🐱 Cats that you can like dress-up! Today they can be an angel, and tomorrow a demon...although demons are technically angels, so whatevs.
😻 The bestest and MOST delightful bunny friend to aide you on your epic journey. Everyone freakin' LOVES bunnies! Srsly, you had better >:} 💗
🐱 There is only one escape from life, and it's coming soon.
😻 Drive a bunch of vehicles that cat's absolutely have no bzns driving, no siree. Like tanks, and spiders, and attack helicopters, and a spaceshi*, and even other cats.
🐱 Multiple epilepsy tests included for FREE!
Don't even question it, just like go get it now. I mean your life is already full of regrets, what's one more?!
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